400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" IQ

400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" IQ"100% Certified Twat" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. The water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm high and about 60mm diameter this should

This bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you

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Please note that the main white gloss surface of the bottle may have some very small imperfections

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