I Only Talk To Boys With Boats Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat gender reveal hat and just the right amount

and just the right amount of awkward

tying your shoe

and the barely-holding-it-together

White Elephant chaos item

or just confusing strangers at Target

I Only Talk To Boys With Boats Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat gender reveal hat and just the right amountI Only Talk to Boys with Boats Neon Trucker Hat Standards? Sky high. Requirements? Waterfront access. This neon trucker hat makes it clear: if hes not rocking a captains hat or holding a boat key, youre not interested. Perfect for boat babes, dockside divas, and anyone who knows that a little *"Hey, can I come aboard?"* goes a long way. Warning: May attract sailors, speedboat owners, and that one guy with a kayak who *swears* it counts.