You Can Put Your Balls On Me Sweatshirt St Pattys

You Can Put Your Balls On Me Sweatshirt St PattysEvery year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic

That’s a tiny furry landlord who tolerates your existence because you operate the can opener

Some things are ducks

Huge difference

The crown stays on

posed inside an ornate heart-shaped frame with a dagger motif

Chewing through the leash of societal expectations

above bold red western-style "Pussy Power" lettering

There’s a very specific type of woman who sees a man in boots and immediately loses all critical thinking skills

Feel: Lightweight and breathable

You ARE y’all

prickly pear cactus

Some of us fall for the wrong ones every single time and honestly