The Horrors Persist Yet So Do I Tee Size:M

The Horrors Persist Yet So Do I Tee Size:MEvery morning your alarm goes off and you think "again?" The audacity of consciousness. The sheer nerve of another 24 hours. And yet here you are. Upright. Grudgingly caffeinated. Refusing to let the horrors win out of pure spite. The Details: Cream and yellow retro text reading "The Horrors Persist. Yet So Do I." above a green vintage witch girl sitting on an orange and tan skull, holding a flaming broom. A black cat and orange bats complete the

and blue popsicle character

You chose violence

You’re not mysterious

The parking lot is a dance floor

The cat already knew

You’re not a morning person

red snowflakes

Always yes

Full-color illustration of an orange tabby cat in an astronaut suit with a glass helmet

You hang upside-down candy canes as a statement

The most honest Irish surname you’ll wear all day

and waving at responsibilities from a safe distance