Coffee First Then Parenting Sweatshirt best-tee

Coffee First Then Parenting Sweatshirt best-teeThere is an order of operations and it is non negotiable. Nobody is getting fed, dressed, or driven anywhere until this cup is empty. Science. Math. Survival. The Details: Features a blue retro cartoon coffee mug character with a smiling face and finger pointing hands, with bold blue distressed text reading "Coffee First Then Parenting" in a circular layout with star accents. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz

December is the one month where getting glitter on your chest is festive instead of suspicious

" Classic country music meets summer pin-up in a multi-color vintage style

rendered in metallic grey and white ink

All artwork in white ink

1935" above a white silhouette of a bride with a signature tall hairstyle and white streak

put on boots

Nothing is fine

December is just your excuse to be insufferable about it publicly

and a dry heat that makes everything feel like a personal attack

A small town grew up around you

You knew exactly what you were reading and you didn’t even flinch

flanked by stars